🩸 Aunt Flo’s Menstrual Rescue Pouch
“Because the Red Moon Rises Unforgiving”
When the tides turn crimson and the moon mocks your mood, this pouch becomes your trusted talisman against the ancient curse known as menstruation. Designed for those who bleed—and bleed with style—it offers both practical relief and witchy comfort during the most inconvenient of lunar cycles.
Inside you’ll find a curated selection of modern essentials and enchanted extras: pain-relieving spells (you bring the meds), emergency hygiene provisions, stain-banishing tools, cozy comforts, and a touch of humor (if you dare). Whether you’re curled beneath a spellbound blanket or braving the day on broom or bus, this pouch has your back… and your belly.
🌙 Crafted for: menstruators of all genders, chronic condition warriors (PCOS, endo, MCAS), and anyone who refuses to let biology ruin their vibe.
🖤 Also available as:
• Uncle Flow’s Pouch – Masculine-presenting version for trans men & gender-nonconforming folk
• G-Rated – Clean and comforting for tweens, teens, and those who prefer their magic without sass
• R-Rated – Includes snarky humor and goodies not meant for the faint of heart (or faint of uterus)
🩸 Aunt Flo’s Menstrual Rescue Pouch
“Because the Red Moon Rises Unforgiving”
When the tides turn crimson and the moon mocks your mood, this pouch becomes your trusted talisman against the ancient curse known as menstruation. Designed for those who bleed—and bleed with style—it offers both practical relief and witchy comfort during the most inconvenient of lunar cycles.
Inside you’ll find a curated selection of modern essentials and enchanted extras: pain-relieving spells (you bring the meds), emergency hygiene provisions, stain-banishing tools, cozy comforts, and a touch of humor (if you dare). Whether you’re curled beneath a spellbound blanket or braving the day on broom or bus, this pouch has your back… and your belly.
🌙 Crafted for: menstruators of all genders, chronic condition warriors (PCOS, endo, MCAS), and anyone who refuses to let biology ruin their vibe.
🖤 Also available as:
• Uncle Flow’s Pouch – Masculine-presenting version for trans men & gender-nonconforming folk
• G-Rated – Clean and comforting for tweens, teens, and those who prefer their magic without sass
• R-Rated – Includes snarky humor and goodies not meant for the faint of heart (or faint of uterus)
